Top worst pickup lines:

10. That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again if I were on you I would be coming too. 9. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Frank? 8. The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my car and spread the word. 7. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can we meet between the holidays? 6. You look lost, would you like directions to my bed? 5. Good news! You're having my baby! 4. Hi, my name is Zeus, would you like to be my goddess? 3. Are you a thief? Because I just met you and you've already stolen my heart. 2. I lost my phone number can I have yours? 1. Baby, I'd drag my herpes-encrusted pecker through a mile of broken glass just to eat the corn out of your shit! Add your own pickup lines to this list and repost!

What your eye color means:

BROWN EYES - People with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. They are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. If you repost this if you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss and Sex sometime in the next 5 days. Blue eyes - People with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind, and polite. Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Can be very distant, Loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days if you havent in the last 5 days. Green eyes - People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most horny. They long for the touch of another. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you havent already, if you repost this. Hazel eyes - People with hazel eyes have the most unusual relationships. They're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY challenge. If you have hazel eyes and repost this you will learn your new favorite technique of catching someone special if you havent already, if you repost this. What are you?

How little kids explain sex:

This is how a kid explains sex...HAHA!! Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet. Repost!

Girlfriend/boyfriend application:

EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies Title it "Boyfriend Application" Guys Title it "Girlfriend Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you dance with me? 19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My...? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_______________ kiss me? let me kiss you? watch a movie with me? take me out to dinner? drive me somewhere hug me? buy me food? take me home to meet your family? would you let me sleep in your bed? sing car karaoke w/ me? sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? re-post this for me to answer your questions? give me a piggyback ride? come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere Do YoU... think I'm cute? want to kiss me? want to cuddle with me? Am I... odd but fun? cute? funny? cool? interesting to talk to? HAVE YOU EVER... thought about me? thought there might be an "US"? thought about hookin up with me? found yourself wanting to kiss me? wished i were there


Surveys:

Sex, Sex, and more sex:

What is it that you absolutely need sexually? What is something you have always wanted to try? What is something you have never done in bed before? What time of day do you like to have sex? What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? Have you ever faked an orgasm? What Part of your body are you self-conscious about? Do you have any sexual regrets? If a lover cheated on you would you take them back? How Important is sex in your life? How Important is love in your life? What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf? Do you believe in make-up sex? Have you ever told a complete stranger something you kept from a lover? Have you ever had a one night stand? Have you ever rebounded and known you were doing so? Who did you lose your virginity to? When and Where did you lose your virginity? If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back? Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant? Where would you have sex in public? Would you ever have sex while at work? Would you have sex in the corner of a department store? Would you have sex in the rain? What movie makes you horny? What is the highest number of orgasms you have had in one sex romp? How many do you wish you could have? What do you like Trimed,Shaved or natural? Would you have sex in a dressing room? What sounds do you like to hear during sex? What sounds do you make during sex? What words do you love to hear during sex? What do you yell during an orgasm? How many times a week do you like to have sex? Do you want to try the 69 position? What are your three fav. positions? What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body? Top or Bottom? Bedroom or other room? Lights on or off? Public or Private? Partially or Entirely naked? Oil & Lotion or Candles & Egyptian Cotton Sheets Naughty Videos or Hott Photos? Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather? Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle? Standing up or Laying down Soft or Firm touch? Under Covers or On top? Would you ever have sex in your childhood bedroom? Have you ever hooked up on a swing set? Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo? Any New Positions you havent done but want to try? Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore? Are there any secret desires you have never told? Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex? What is your favorite thing about sex? What is your favorite sexual setting? Whats your Favorite position? Would you ever work out nude? Would you have sex on the bench press? Would you ever fool around in a movie theater? Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf? Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf? Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person? Who was on your mind while you did this survey?

Random Questions:
whats you dogs name? when was the last time your mom flatulated? have you ever been constipated? pink or green? fat or skinny? crayola or roseart? math or science? when was the last time you ate popcorn? who was the last person to see your underwear? what time was it the last time you went poop? did you have a crush on zack morris? do you call the last meal of the day dinner or supper? have you ever been caught eating your boogers? what is another use for a Q-tip? do you snore? have you ever seen someone fall down stairs? who was the last person you texted? where was the last place you ate out? what is your favorite flavor of pop-tarts? what kind of toilet paper does your mom buy? who would you rather have as your uncle: dr. phil, or judge joe brown? would you ever marry oprah? have you ever seen a fish hump another fish? when was the last time you listened to music? who is your best friend? pot-pie or tv dinner? fire or ice? do you play soccer? what color is your moms eye shadow? who was the last person to send you an email? do you know what a falange is? have you ever blown your nose on a piece of paper? when was the last time you washed your feet? has your dog ever screamed? has your you ever tripped over a parking thingy? do you like michael jackson? have you ever watched dancing with the stars? does your mom go to college? what color is the maccaroni and cheese that you dad makes? have you voted for tres bien on next great american band?

100 questions:

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5. Do you like to use post-it notes? 6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8. Do you have freckles? 9. Do you always smile for pictures? 10. What is your biggest pet peeve? 11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? 12. Have you ever peed in the woods? 13. What about pooped in the woods? 14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? 15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? 16. How many people have you slept with this week? 17. What size is your bed? 18. What is your Song of the week? 19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? 20. Do you still watch cartoons? 21. Whats your least favorite movie? 22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? 23. What do you drink with dinner? 24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? 25. What is your favorite food? 26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? 27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? 28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? 29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? 30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? 31. Can you change the oil on a car? 32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? 33. Ran out of gas? 34. Favorite kind of sandwich? 35 Best thing to eat for breakfast? 36. What is your usual bedtime? 37. Are you lazy? 38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? 39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? 40. How many languages can you speak? 41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? 42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs? 43. Are you stubborn? 44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? 45. Ever watch soap operas? 46. Afraid of heights? 47. Sing in the car? 48. Dance in the shower? 49. Dance in the car? 50. Ever used a gun? 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 53. Is Christmas stressful? 54. Ever eat a pierogi? 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 59. Take a vitamin daily? 60. Wear slippers? 61. Wear a bath robe? 62. What do you wear to bed? 63. First concert? 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 65. Nike or Adidas? 66.Cheetos Or Fritos? 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? 69. Ever take dance lessons? 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 74. Own any record albums? 75. Own a record player? 76. Regularly burn incense? 77. Ever been in love? 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 79. What was the last concert you saw? 80.Hot tea or cold tea? 81.Tea or coffee? 82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? 83.Can you swim well? 84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 85. Are you patient? 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? 87.Ever won a contest? 88. Ever have plastic surgery? 89. Which are better black or green olives? 90.Can you knit or crochet? 91. Best room for a fireplace? 92. Do you want to get married? 93. If married, how long have you been married? 94. Who was your HS crush? 95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? 96. Do you have kids? 97. Do you want kids? 98. Whats your favorite color? 99. Do you miss anyone right now? 100. Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?

Love:

The kind of person youre first attracted to. Do you believe in love at first sight? How do you show someone you are interested? Is there such thing as a perfect relationship? How do you know when someone thinks youre attractive? How do you know its right? Could you date someone who has been only your friend for a long time? What do you wear to attract the opposite sex? What makes someone sexy? Are you uncomfortable staring in to someones eyes who likes you? Do you come across as confident, sexy, friendly, subtle, or innocent? When someone catches your eye, do you try to make eye contact or avoid it? Your favorite colors of eyes in the opposite sex: What makes you sexy? O is for the only one I see... Describe your signifcant other or crush. When are you the most happy in a relationship? Do you believe in soul mates? Have you found yours? How many people have broken your heart? Would you ever cheat or have you ever cheated? Have you ever loved someone who didnt love you back? Have you ever given someone your entire heart? What kind of things do you do to show someone you are theirs? Is there ever a happily ever after? Do you want to grow old with someone or be single? Are you a hopeless romantic? Whats the most romantic thing anyones ever done for you? What are you like when youre in love? Describe your dream person. V is very, very extraordinary... What has been the weirdest date youve ever been on? And the very best? Whats the most money a boyfriend or girlfriend has spent on you? And the most youve spent on them? Which one of your relationships was the shortest? Which was the longest? Are you friends with any of your exes? Do you wish you were back together with any of your exes? Do you ever have dreams about your exes? If you want to get married, what age? Are you open or closed because of past hurt? What is your philosophy on love? Who would you die for? Who do you secretly yearn for? E is even more than anyone that you adore... The reason you love your signficant other or crush. Would you change yourself for someone you loved? Would you give up a dream for someone you loved? Would you quit a job for someone you loved? The thing you love about relationships: The thing you love about being single: The person whos on your mind right now:

Last five comments:

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 1 How old is this person? Does she/her live near you? Do you love this person? What is his/her hair color? What was their comment about? Does this person have any piercings? Do you know their parents? Do you have this persons number? Do you talk to this person everyday? Have you ever kissed this person? Would you do anything with or for this person? Where does he/she work? 2 What is his/her middle name? How old is this person? Whats their favorite thing to do? What does this person do for fun? What is her/his favorite drink? what is he/she best at? Have you ever seen this person naked? What color are their eyes? Would you take a bullet for this person? Whats this persons best feature Is he/she single? What car does this person drive? 3 Whats best about him/her? How tall is this person? Does this person have good taste in music? What does this person do for a living? Why do you talk to this person? Is this person kind of a loner? What is this persons middle name? Have you ever met this person? Do they live close to you? What is his/her eye color? Name one thing you dont like having to do with him/her? By the way, how old is he/she? 4 What is the best thing about this person? What is the worst thing about this person? What does he/she do for a living? What color is this persons eyes? Why do you talk to this person? What would you do if this person disapeared? Did you go to school with this person? Do you have his/her number? Have you been to their house? And are they a close friend? Have you kissed this person? Is this person on your top 8? 5 How long have you known this person? What does he/she do best? Does this person still have their natural hair color? Is he/she single? What dont you like about him/her? Why would this person cry? Would you take this person to six flags? How old is she/he? What is his/her middle name? Are you attracted to this person? Would you date this person? Does this person take part in Illegal Activities?

Yes or no:

Kissed someone on your top 8? Danced in front of your mirror naked? Told a lie to your grandparents? Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back? Been arrested? Kissed someone of the same sex? Kissed a picture? Slept in until 5pm? Fallen asleep at work or school? Held a snake? Been suspended from school? Totaled your car in an accident? Been fired from a job? Sang karaoke? Broken a bone? Gotten Stitches? Done something you told yourself you wouldnt? Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Kissed someone in the rain? Sang in the shower? Ever gone to school or work without underwear? Sat on a roof top? Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Slept naked? Blacked out from drinking? Played a prank on someone? Had a gym membership? Felt like killing someone? Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Cried over someone you were in love with? Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? Been in a band? Subscribed to Cosmopolitan? Shot a gun? Played strip poker? Tripped on mushrooms? Donated Blood? Have you Eaten... Lobster? Spinach? Cookie Dough? Alligator meat? Your Booger? Cheesecake? Calamari? Escargo? Sushi? Tofu? Travel Been to Disney? Been to Mount Rushmore? Been inside a cave? Been to Six Flags? Been out of the US? Been on a cruise? Been on an airplane? Been to Daytona Beach? Been to Washington DC? Been to a drive in movie? Are You Afraid of... The dark? Ghosts? Sliens? People? Crowds? Closed-spaces? Santa? The easter bunny? The devil? Terrorists? Do you... Pee in the bed? Have a nickname? Eat a lot? Watch a lot of tv? Have issues/problems? Care what people think? Dress up to go out? Have you... Been to a wedding? Been to prom? Failed a grade? Told a secret? Danced in public? Had more than one girlfriend/boyfriend at a time? Been drunk? Been high?

Have you ever:

Kissed someone of the opposite sex: Kissed someone of the same sex: Been in Love: Kissed a complete stanger: Snuck out: Smoked: Drank an acholic beverage: Been Drunk: Had your heart broken: Broken someons heart: Cheated on yor bf/gf: Kissed just a friend: Ever had sex: Danced on top of a bar: Been in a fist fight: Had your tonsils removed: Broke a bone: Lied to your parents: Lied to a cop: Broke the law: Driven without yor liscense: Drove while intoxicated: Been Arrested: Been or got someone pregnant: Done something you regret: Been beaten up? Dkinny dipped? Toilet papered someones house? Gone swimming in a white tshirt? Been tickled so bad that you cried? Liked someone and not tell them how you felt? Went camping? Had a crush on your brother/sister's friend? Had a crush on your friends brother/sister? Walked in the rain w/o an umbrella? Danced in the rain? Told a joke and no one thought it was funny Been on stage? Worn clothes your mom didnt approve of? Been to a nude beach? Been called a whore/slut for kissing someone? Burnt yourself? Been dumped? Dumped someone? Been in love? Bought lottery tickets? Made out in a car? Cried during a movie? Wanted someone you couldnt have? Shoplifted? Hung up on someone? Yelled at your pet? Had a stalker? Stalked someone? Protested? Felt bad about eating meat? Ate cuz you had nothing better to do? Made out w/ a stranger? Made out with someone who wasnt single? Talked to a complete stranger? Had cyber sex? Been honked at while walking down the sidewalk? Went to a party where you were the only sober one? Went on a diet? Tanned topless? Been paid to date someone? Been cheated on? Cheated on someone? Thrown your shoe at someone? Broke someones heart? Sung in the shower? Done something stupid and laughed at yourself? Pretended you were scared so you could cuddle w/ someone? Been kissed in the rain? Talked on the phone all night? Been drunk? Danced on top of a bar? Screamed as loud as you could in public? Stayed online for more than 12 hours at a time? Spent the night @ the opposite sexs house? Pulled an all nighter? Memorized every line to a movie? Kissed a dog?

Movies survey:

Last movie you rented? Last movie you saw in theatres? Best Action movie? Best Comedy movie? Best Drama movie? Best Romance movie? Favorite Actor? Favorite Actress? Worst movie? Best movie? Last movie you kissed to? Who was the last person you went to a movie with? Your favorite movie theatre? Favorite place to rent movies? Do you have Netflix? Favorite movie character? Best line in a movie? Last movie you fell asleep in? Last movie you saw while having sex/making out? Best kiss scene? Best death scene? Best soundtrack? Best director? Worst director? Old movies or Newer movies? Best actor/actress of all time? Do you watch the Academy Awards? Indie movies or mainstream? Do you watch foreign films? Favorite decade of movies? Last movie bought? Movie watched the most? Famous actors/actresses met? Movie you wish you couldve been in? If you had your own movie, what would the title be? Used movies or new movies? Best cinematography? Best horror film? Best casting? worst casting? Last movie you watched in school? Last movie watched with family? Last movie watched with g/f or b/f? First DVD ever purchased? Favorite snack during movie? Movie you want to see? Movie you were forced to watch Best movie poster? Last movie borrowed from friend? How many DVDs do you own? Have you seen: The 40 year old virgin? Americian Pie? Road trip? Boogie Nights? The Waterboy? Not Another Teenage Movie? Duce Bigalow? The Skeleton Key? Big Daddy? Malibu's Most Wanted? Cheaper By The Dozen? The Butterfly Effect? The Texas Chainsaw Massacure? Freddy vs Jason? The Seed Of Chucky? The Blair Witch Project? The Ring? Evita? Cross Roads? Almost Famous? Dr. Giggles? Beetle Juice? Dukes Of Hazzard? Finding Neverland? Flowers In The Attic? An American Tail? Mr. & Mrs. Smith? Jurrassic Park? The Princess Diarys? The Corpse Bride? March Of The Penguins? Wedding Crashers? Sky High? Toy Story? Ferris Buellers Day Off? Dead Poets Society? Bubble Boy? Broke Down Palace? The Exorcism Of Emily Rose? Big Mama's House? Batman Begins? Sin City? War Of The Worlds? The Land Before Time? Halloween H20? Something About Mary? Chicken Little? Wrong Turn? Pumpkin Head 2? Jerry Maguire? Dirty Dancing? Titanic? Ice Age? Whats Eating Gilbert Grape? Benny & June? Reality Bites? Mr. Magoo? Cruel Intentions? Mean Girls? The Sweetest Thing? Sixteen Candles?

American Idol Survey:

Which AI season has been the best? Worst? Who is your favorite guy contestant ever on AI? Favorite girl ever? Who is your favorite AI winner? Runnerup? Which past Idol finalist's cds do you own? AI Season 1 Did you watch this season? Who was your fave in the top 10? Least fave? What was the best performance ever on this season? Are you glad Kelly won? Do you think fame has gone to her head? AI Season 2 So did you watch this season? Who was your fave? Least fave? Were you mad when Ruben won over Clay? Do you own any of Ruben's cds? What was the best performance this season? AI Season 3 Did you watch this season? Who was your fave in the top 12? Some people thought this season had the worst talent....Do you agree? Who was your least fave? What did you think of Fantasia's infamous Summertime performance? Did you like red headed John Stevens? How about crazy little Jon Peter Lewis? What are your thoughts on Jasmine Trias making it to third place? And Jennifer Hudson coming in 7th place? Were you glad Fantasia won? AI Season 4 Your fave? Least fave? What did you think of Constantines Bohemion Rhapsody performance? How shocked were you when he was cut? How much did you hate Scotty the body? Didn't you just love Bo? Were you mad when Carrie beat him? What was the best performance this season? Did you get sick of the little hole in Fedorovs neck ever? AI Season 5 Did you watch from the beginning? Whos your favorite guy? Girl? Have you been voting? Has your voting been working, or has your fave been cut already? Were you sad that Chicken Little wasnt at the concert? Do you think that Kellie is genuinly stupid or that it was an act? Do you think that Ace is Constantine's clone? Does Taylor's gray hair annoy you? How about Chris's baldness? Do Elliott's teeth bother you? What did you think of Katharines wardrobe malfunction? Was it unfair that Simon apologized to her for being harsh? Which of the top 4 finalists do you think could be most successful? Out of everybosy in the top 12, whos cd would you probably buy? AI Season 6 Did you watch it? Who was your favorite? Who did you hate to see leave? Did you vote for Sanjaya? Was it fair that Blake stayed in so long? What was your favorite performance? Did you have a crush on one of the contestants? Who did you like the least in the top 12? Who did you think should of been in the top 12 that wasnt? Favorite Ford Video? Why was Melinda eliminated? Favorite Judge Moment? Favorite Reject? Do you like the winner,Jordin Sparks? Who's CD are you dying to buy? Randomness Do you like Ryan Seacrest? Do you like him better as a blonde or brunette? Which judge do you like most? Are you auditioning for the next season?

Gilmore girls Survey:

Lorelai or Rory? Amy Sherman-Palladino or David Rosenthal? Luke or Christopher? Emily or Richard? Babette or Miss Patty? Lane or Paris? Kirk or Mrs. Kim? Luke's or Al's? Kirk's Diner or Kirk's t-shirts? Never-more Drinking Game or Dean Drinking Game? Rachel or Nicole? Chilton or Yale? Logan, Jess, Dean, or Tristan? Coffee or tea? All-Around Favorites Character? Moment? Kiss? Speech? Quote? Season? Episode? Gilmore-ism? Luke rant? Pre-R&R Luke/Lorelai moment? Show opener (The short bit before the theme song)? Object of significance? Townie? Crazy thing Kirk has done? Innuendo of Miss Patty's? Season Opener? Season Closer? Hairstyle? Outfit? Fight? Movie reference? Time someone asks if Luke and Lorelai are together? Crazy show quirk? Season 1 Thumbs up or down? Favorite episode? Favorite quote? Does Rory look really little to you? Why is Sookie so much more accident-prone in this season than any other? Favorite moment? Do bad girls paint their toenails red? Did you catch the Rory age-goof at the beginning of the season? Did you love or hate Max's proposal? Season 2 Favorite episode? Favorite moment? Favorite quote? "Red Light on the Wedding Day": good or bad? Worst moment of the season? Dean or Jess? Did you hate the L/L fight in "Teach Me Tonight"? Tristan: annoying or refreshing? Did you start hating Christopher after "I Can't Get Started"? Season 3 Favorite episode? Favorite moment? Favorite quote? Favorite Bit? Did you like how it started and ended in dreams? Would you have preferred the dance marathon if Luke went with Lorelai? Did you like the flashbacks in "Dear Emily and Richard" or not? Were you sad when Jess left? Be honest: Did Rory's graduation speech make you cry? Season 4 Favorite episode? Favorite moment? Favorite quote? Favorite "Raincoats & Recipes" kiss? Did you love or hate that Rory was at college now? Do you now use the phrase "Lorelai-d" in real life? Hands up if you loved Luke and Lorelai breaking the bells. Did Liz's wedding get you hooked on the song "Reflecting Light"? Luke and Lorelai: "Finally" or "Oh please, no!" Season 5 Favorite episode? Favorite moment? Favorite quote? Favorite part of "You Jump, I Jump, Jack"? Logan: Good or bad? Did you start wearing a purple ribbon after watching "Say Something"? Do you miss the high school Rory? Were upset when Rory dropped out of Yale? Lorelai's proposal: Love it or hate it? Season 6 Favorite episode? Favorite moment? Favorite quote? Is it still Gilmore Girls when Lorelai and Rory aren't speaking? Did you like Paul Anka? Did you love or hate that Jess was the one that got Rory back on track? Most painful moment to watch? Are you mad that ASP left the show? Did "Partings" break your heart? Season 7 Favorite episode? Favorite moment? Favorite quote? Did you want Luke and Lorelai to elope? Do you like that Lane is pregnant? Did you want to shoot yourself (and Chris) after "French Twist"? Is Lorelai still in love with Luke? Does she even love Chris at all? Did you find the townies being "cordial" to Chris in 7.09 funny? Did you love Lorelai's character reference for Luke?

Blonde moment:

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. You have ran into a glass or screen door. You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. You have ran into a tree. It IS possible to lick your elbow You just tried to lick your elbow. You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. You just tried to sing them. You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. You have choked on your own spit. You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice You just looked at it. Your hair is blonde or dirty blonde. People have called you slow. You have accidentally caught something on fire You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. You have caught yourself drooling. You’ve fallen asleep in class If someone says “fart” you laugh. You just laughed. Sometimes you just stop thinking You tell a story and forget what you were talking about People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you You are often told to use your “inside voice”. You use your fingers to do simple math. You have eaten a bug. You are taking this test when you should be doing something important You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket. You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. You break a lot of things. Your friends know not to use big words around you You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused You have fallen out of your chair before When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Think Fast:

Beer: Anorexic: Relationships: Power Rangers: Pot: Steroids: Cartoons: The President: Tupperware: Florida: Santa Claus: Halloween: Bon Jovi: Grammar: Myspace: Worst fear: Marriage: Paris Hilton: Brunettes: Redheads: Blondes: Pass the time: One night stands: Donald Trump: Neverland: Pixie Stix: Vanilla Ice cream: Port-a-Potties: High school: Pajamas: Wood: Wet Sock: Alcohol: Love: My best friend: The Bible:

summer:
Favorite Summer Food? Favorite Summer Drink? What do you look forward to when summer comes? Do you join any sports? Favorite Beach? Would you rather it be winter? How many times do you hit the beach? How many BBQ's do you have? What time do you go to bed in the summer? Do you go camping? Summer - This Or That: Flip-Flops or shoes? Beach or Pool? Bug-Bite or Sun burn? Layout or fake bake? Hit the clubs or BBQ's? In a relationship or single? Hang with friends or Family? Last Summer: How old were you? Did you go to Clearwater Beach? What Vacations did you go on? Who did you hang with everyday? What was the worst memory of last summer? How did you celebrate the Fourth of July? What was one thing you did EVERY week last summer? Favorite summer clothing item? Favorite song? This Summer: Where will you be going on vacation? How will you celebrate the Fourth of July? The best place to be this summer? What are you looking for?

About me:

First Name: Middle Name: Birthday: Eyes: Hair: Fav color: Day/Night: Fave Food: FRIENDS AND LIFE Do you ever wish you had another name? Do you like anyone? Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Who's the loudest? Who have you known the longest of your friends? Who's the shyest: Are you close to any family members? When you cried the most: What's the best feeling in the world: Worst Feeling: FINISH EACH SENTENCE: Let's walk on the: Let's run through: Let's look at the: What a nice: Where did all the: Why can't you: Silly, little: Tell me: HAVE YOU: Ran away from home: Pictured your crush naked: Skipped school: Broken someone's heart: Been in love: Cried when someone died: Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Done something embarrassing: Done a drug: Cried in school: RANDOM Your Good Luck Charm: Person You Hate Most: Best Thing That Has Happened: Ice Cream: WHO Makes you laugh the most: Has A Crush On You: Do You Have A Crush On Someone: HAVE YOU EVER Fallen for your best friend?: Made out with JUST a friend?: Kissed two people in the same day?: Had sex with two different people in the same day?: Been rejected: Been in love?: Been used?: Done something you regret?: Cheated on someone?: Been called a tease: WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON... You touched?: You talked to on the phone?: You hugged?: You instant messaged?: You kissed?: You yelled at?: Who text messaged you?: Who broke your heart?: Who told you they loved you?: